⭐ Happy Hooker Crochet™ – Granny Square Throw Blanket Pattern (download pattern only)

A big, cosy, pastel‑dream throw you can hook up yourself — cheeky encouragement included 💖

Ready to make a blanket that looks like it wandered straight out of a Pinterest board? This Granny Square Throw Blanket Pattern is your ticket to creating a gorgeous, snuggly, pastel‑vibed throw that’s perfect for couches, beds, gifts, or that one chair you pretend isn’t covered in yarn.

This listing is for the digital pattern only — no physical blanket included. You get the full Happy Hooker Crochet™ experience: clear instructions, cheeky commentary, and a layout that won’t make your eyeballs twitch.

If you love a project that’s rhythmic, satisfying, and looks way more complicated than it actually is… this one’s your new bestie.

🧶 What You’ll Make

A large throw blanket made from classic granny squares, joined with a clean border and finished with that signature Happy Hooker neatness. Perfect for confident beginners and seasoned hookers who want a relaxing, TV‑friendly project.

✨ What’s Inside the Pattern

• Step‑by‑step written instructions
• How to make each granny square
• Colour layout suggestions
• Join‑as‑you‑go instructions
• Border finishing guide
• Helpful notes + cheeky encouragement
• Fully branded Happy Hooker Crochet™ layout
• Clear photos of stitches and assembly
• Printable PDF format

Tap if you want help choosing colours: colour ideas

📏 Finished Size

Large throw blanket Approx. 166 cm × 134 cm (depending on yarn, tension, and snack breaks)

🧵 Materials Needed

• 10‑ply acrylic yarn (your fave colours)
• 8mm
• Scissors
• Yarn needle
• Stitch markers
• Snacks (mandatory)

💡 Skill Level

Confident Beginner / Intermediate If you can chain, double crochet, and count to three without getting distracted — you’re golden.

📄 Format

Digital PDF download No physical item will be shipped (your postie will not be delivering a blanket today).

❤️ Notes

You may sell blankets made from this pattern — just credit Happy Hooker Crochet™ as the designer. Sharing or distributing the pattern itself is strictly prohibited (don’t be naughty).